Well that's a way to deal with your problems.

*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...

That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.

Don't feel bad op, it happens. I feel for you, especially being diabetic. It has a tendency to sneak up and badly when it does. Nobody will notice, and it will be like it never happened. Do you have a weak bladder or some other sort of condition? Especially if so, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Hope your day gets better!

Sadly, it wouldn't help with the smell (and other people, who haven't gotten used to it, will be much more aware of it).

Im gonna be honest here, I would have done the exact same thing in that situation, and probably will, should it ever arise. No hard feelings OP

I've been there

That's actually really witty, OP. Like the others have said, it won't shake off the smell, but I'd still say its witty. I might even steal that plan in the future... though I'd rather not have to.

Are you not allowed rest room breaks at your place of employment? (By the way, I bet they could smell it)