The student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 20:01

Today, I had my first day being my mum’s carer. She did the biggest shit I’ve ever seen, and when the toilet wouldn’t flush it, I had put a gloved hand down the loo and break it up with my fingers. Start things how you mean to go on, I guess. FML
I agree, your life sucks 813
You deserved it 74

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Two words that any FML scholar worth a shit would be able to utter to fix your problem: Poop knife.

Corey Blair Janvier 3

This is something I fear as I get older, I hope if I live into my elderly days I can afford proper care, I would not want my child to have to look after me, but at the same time bless your heart for being there for your mom, hope it get better ♥

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Corey Blair Janvier 3

This is something I fear as I get older, I hope if I live into my elderly days I can afford proper care, I would not want my child to have to look after me, but at the same time bless your heart for being there for your mom, hope it get better ♥

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Two words that any FML scholar worth a shit would be able to utter to fix your problem: Poop knife.

BatCatTaco 11

My first thought!!

nyoot 9

Yeah, if I'm ever to a point where I need someone to clean my own poo for me, just end me. My best years are behind me anyway. I don't want to die of course, but my wish to never suffer that indignity is greater.