By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

I knew that duck looked sketchy

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mycheese 0

I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all

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Cad6 24

Disney world is going to become the Bronx of amusement parks.

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perdix 29

I got sodomized at the entrance gate. I tried to press charges, but with millions of people lining up every year to bend over and take it up the ass, the Orlando Police weren't interested in helping out the victims.

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sydvicious1234 0

Oh man that must suck!! I was just there last June and I wanted to jump of the small world boat ride into the water so bad!!

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luckylove869 7

Then maybe you should go to Hershey , the sweetest place on Earth .

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iloveweed69 7

I never went to Disney world :'(

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TheFamilyElf 17

Was it chip and/or dale? Those are quite mischievous little chipmunks. I wouldn't be surprised.

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shrdlu 28

When I went to Disney World, about the first thing that happened to me was an employee closing the monorail door on my hand.

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