By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

I knew that duck looked sketchy

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mycheese 0

I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all

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Brina1 0

Haha that's too funny :)

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eclyse88 0

I've heard stories of kids gettig kidnapped and raped at Disney land

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kimg0885 23

Who goes to Disney to steal kids? Wtf?

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lunax_fml 14

@ kimg08 ...actually its probably the best place to steal a kid. Theres a ton of kids to choose from, stressed out parents that aren't paying attention, lots of crying kids that everyone assumes are just being bratty so noone looks twice, and lots of crowds to disappear in.

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luckyd880 12

Everyone who goes there gets mugged. Have you seen the prices to get in? Over $100 per person. And then $6 a drink and $8 for an ear of corn! $6 for a WATER bottle! And an hour of waiting in line for a two minute ride! In 100 degree heat. With no shade. I think the most miserable place on earth is more in order.

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mritty 2

I don't believe you for a second. There are so many blogs and sites and newspapers devoted to Disney that if someone were mugged there, it would be all over the Internet nearly instantly. And it's not. Ergo, it didn't happen.

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hahayourmom101 5

Hopefully security got the guy. Suck it up at least he didn't hurt your kids..

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Myo_fml 20

-Resists the urge to make a racist Small World joke-

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