FML : Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later,...

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Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FuckLife - / Saturday 11 February 2012 13:41 / Australia

Kids

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By xLoLa_fml | 6

#4022356 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:17

What were you doing looking under his pillow...?

By madelinebriana | 11

#4022353 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:16

That's terrifying.

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By Shaqdiesel954 | 0

#4022350 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:16

First

madelinebriana | 11

#4022362 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:18

Would you like me to present you with an award or do you prefer to bask in your glory alone?

Shaqdiesel954 | 0

#4022370 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:19

Stale

juancoon | 8

#4022373 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:20

HAHAH

justmethough | 8

#4022382 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:21

Sounds like you're walking on a bed of... Pegs.

zombicidal | 11

#4022398 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:23

you sir are my idol I want to be first when I grow up

Shaqdiesel954 | 0

#4022425 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:29

Well since being first is just getting harassed by lame jokes, i won't be first again. Sheesh

madelinebriana | 11

#4022429 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:30

Well what exactly did you expect us to do? Congratulate you?

TeddiursaBear | 2

#4022430 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:31

You will get harassed if you waste the comment on something stupid like "first."

By madelinebriana | 11

#4022353 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:16

That's terrifying.

DayAndNite | 8

#4022412 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:25

Parenting these days.

justmethough | 8

#4022468 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:39

Looks like you're walking on a dangerous bed of... Pegs.

indielove | 13

#4022472 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:40

get the fuck out now.

Damn_Hippster | 11

#4022622 - Saturday 11 February 2012 21:29

The next Michael Myers?

nic7973 | 23

#4022818 - Saturday 11 February 2012 23:07

a twist on 'stake out'?

EpixFai1 | 0

#4022990 - Sunday 12 February 2012 0:41

O gawd

gojira666 | 7

#4022999 - Sunday 12 February 2012 0:44

Obviously that kid is a soulless ginger.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4023002 - Sunday 12 February 2012 0:45

Just get the fuckin peg while he's sleeping, even at that it's not too hard to subdue a child *pedobear*

Dontstealmyname | 11

#4023096 - Sunday 12 February 2012 1:31

At least it's not a death note.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4023225 - Sunday 12 February 2012 2:06

Having your name stuck to a sharp pointy thing sounds pretty deathly to me

sweettpie129 | 11

#4023466 - Sunday 12 February 2012 2:46

Sleep with one eye open...

beddington | 7

#4026442 - Sunday 12 February 2012 22:48

Soon.....

By xLoLa_fml | 6

#4022356 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:17

What were you doing looking under his pillow...?

Pixxio_O | 11

#4022438 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:31

Pedo bear approves.

ICATiger | 13

#4022502 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:48

Maybe he wanted to start a pillow fight???

ambamm135 | 7

#4022510 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:52

Probably was looking for the peg so he/she could make sure the kid didn't try to kill op in his/her sleep.

cBlackout | 13

#4022519 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:57

If there was a tent peg under your pillow you would probably notice it.

ihasbrains | 10

#4022527 - Saturday 11 February 2012 21:00

51 - it was under the kid's pillow.

Sumo69 | 9

#4022752 - Saturday 11 February 2012 22:34

You make a good point what the hell is he doing in the kids bedroom. kids are a lot smarter than you think, you obviously piss that kid off really bad.

cBlackout | 13

#4023671 - Sunday 12 February 2012 3:37

My bad 53, didn't read that right.

naughtia | 14

#4023752 - Sunday 12 February 2012 3:51

If you found the peg under the pillow, why didn't you just take it and throw it away?

nava1210 | 12

#4023905 - Sunday 12 February 2012 4:41

Kids are easy to scare anyway. Just say your gonna kill him or just show him you are stronger than him and beat him up. JK. Calm down everyone.

AceArctic | 4

#4025076 - Sunday 12 February 2012 14:52

No, you had a point 141. Go all Cesar Milan on that future serial killer!

By fallenangel1421 | 15

#4022358 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:17

I think the kid needs help. That's not funny at all but FYL

buck33 | 14

#4022918 - Sunday 12 February 2012 0:07

How old is the kid?

AssassinsCRB | 0

#4022958 - Sunday 12 February 2012 0:33

I found it kinda funny ;)

USMC_Cpl | 5

#4023031 - Sunday 12 February 2012 0:53

^Me too.

By HuntMASTER15 | 3

#4022360 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:17

Whip that kid!

ICATiger | 13

#4022496 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:45

Pedo Bear approves.....

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4022893 - Saturday 11 February 2012 23:47

Fuck him up with his own tent peg.

ZebulonPike | 8

#4024127 - Sunday 12 February 2012 7:03

...or possibly psychological help? That may work just a little bit better...

Link5794 | 16

#4026735 - Monday 13 February 2012 0:46

I think 5 was making a reference to a YFM song called "Whip Yo Kids", which is about a guy who is irritated by parents not disciplining their children. That said, more violence would probably make it worse, what with the whole role model thing.

By Clarese | 0

#4022364 - Saturday 11 February 2012 20:19

Kid needs help! Mother should give her head a shake and realize that.

GVirdi | 11

#4024671 - Sunday 12 February 2012 11:20

While the kid is sleeping OP can hold a knife over his/head while he/she wakes up and then run out the room giggling (old fml post reference...)
Just an idea... Don't hate
Bring on the thumbs downs!!!