Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I went out on the porch to smoke a cigarette and then my two year-old son locked me out. I didn't have my cellphone so while I was waiting for my husband to get home, he pooped, smeared his poop all over the floor and glass door, then tried to "mop it." It was literally a shit show. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML
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Amburito 0
Woop his ass! That kind of behavior is unacceptable :l
whitesox365 0
You rack disciprine!
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Comments (169)
dustbunny416 0
YDI, come on, let's face it, you need to give him some more positive attention instead of negative attention. I know this just by the fact you bought a new leather couch with a four year old living in your house. You don't get that kids are kids and need tenderness. You obviously cuss around him or allow friends and family to do so. He doesn't respect you and you have done something to fail to achieve having respect as a parent. YDI
JinxosGirl87 0
Obviously this kid knows that he can get away with this shit, so that makes him more dominate than you at four years old. I suggest you play the parent now or the kids will be ******** on you in the years to come. I know my lazy ass sister who never bothered to properly raise her kids is suffering for it and I have no sympathy for her.
IchigoKoneko 6
Teach him some manners and he wont act that way!
lhmhtd 2
Sounds like he needs his ass whooped.
djgomezzi9331 0
Someone needs to learn the correct usage of the words "their" and "they're." Also "there," just in case you have trouble with that one too.
fuzzbuck1 4
U suk at parenting
djgomezzi9331 0
Sorry, this was supposed to be a reply to another comment. My iPod keeps doing this...
Akelly45 0
Somebody must have horrible parenting skills u need to woop the **** out of him and straighten his ass out
jlh2283 1
Your 4 year old cussed you out and you walked away? Good parenting! You don't deserve children!!!
iveanne 0
Your four year old should not be cussing you out and the fact that you walk away from this situation instead of addressing it probably has a lot to with the fact that he has no respect for you. Btw, he learned that language from someone. Get your shit together!