Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.
tigrouficele2012 44
FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.
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Comments (153)
LittleTinytoon 0
Sue the state for allowing a distraction like that!
ebro47 0
I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on the other day. at least she's honest.
soldierinarms 0
ironic ;)
cknappz77 0
sue the city
bigantennaemay 3
women drivers, huh. YDI, why weren't you keeping your eyes on the road?
lxs142857 0
holly shit I think that that is hilarious!!!!! I almost crapped my pants reading this(:
dansco 25
If you were paying attention, you would not crashed! That sign is for people like you :( And who did you pay to get your license?!
1234USMC 0
Iron F**KING ic
Dean_king 0
do you know how to drive?
emokid321 0
u failed the test