Parenting, Cars and Accident: Fast Cars - FML

Fast Cars

By Chris21 - 11/09/2019 22:04 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, a drunk driver totalled my new Audi. Who was the drunk driver? My dad. FML

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 425

McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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Outlaw

By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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Public menace

By Anonymous - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML

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You deserved it 115

By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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You deserved it 2 743

By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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You deserved it 3 509

By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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Top comments

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 11 September 2019 22:26

Need some more details. Did he grab your keys and total it? Did he grab his own keys and crash into it?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 12 September 2019 6:32

Audi manage that?

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 11 September 2019 22:26

Need some more details. Did he grab your keys and total it? Did he grab his own keys and crash into it?

Sinshine 28

Thursday 12 September 2019 10:42

Does it matter? The car was new and now it's totaled because of his dad driving drunk. Although I'd say it's better that it was the dad instead of some stranger that might run away.

Weslea Sanchez 12

Thursday 12 September 2019 1:09

Sounds like Parent of the Year

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 12 September 2019 1:31

This is what insurance is for

Major_Haywire 7

Thursday 12 September 2019 2:38

Does insurance still pay out if the driver’s drunk 🥴

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 12 September 2019 2:39

I should think so considering the dad is at fault.

Huldan MeGroyn 13

Thursday 12 September 2019 6:56

Most insurance, depending on the state, will not pay for your own dmgs due to DUI. They will only pay liability to the other party

LostSoul 19

Thursday 12 September 2019 2:26

Was your dad driving you car?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 12 September 2019 6:32

Audi manage that?

baristalbc 18

Thursday 12 September 2019 6:33

Ouch.

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