Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.
tigrouficele2012 44
FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.
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Comments (153)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
This is why you don't ride the ass of the car in front of you. F the other driver's life for being hit by an idiot driver.
RedPillSucks 33
cue the "women drivers suck" comments....
nohugs4u 8
Female drivers suck
DarkJoy_fml 5
So do facts backed up with no evidence....btw I can't wait for the earth to turn 6100 years old :)
fthku 13
Right. The sign made you get into a wreck, not your driving.
imcutefml 0
if i was u id sue
lekiat 0
YDI! and your insurance adjuster will agree
DarkJoy_fml 5
LOL! I would love to listen in on that call. "How did the accident happen?" "There was a bright shiny sign on the road telling me to pay attention."
lalaharris124_fml 0
dumbass lol
1234USMC 0
double dumb ass !!
enonymous 9
YDI for trying to put make up, eyeliner, update your facebook status, texting your bff, figuring out which lipstick goes with your purse and shoes, reading a slow down sign and singing to Kesha while driving.
triggerit 5
oh she must be a genuine driver... to say the truth signs are reasons of 10 % of all car's accidents
zoosteful 0
not all women do that while driving. in fact, barely ANY women do ALL of that while driving. nobody can, its physically impossible unless you have 10 arms!!! so brush up on ur facts. and yeah, OP ur a terrible driver...lmao
enonymous 9
Challenge accepted 36. As a male I should be able to do all of these while parallel parking and doing my taxes on my netbook. The hard part is to find a bff to text..
KMilliron 2
Try my friend Jenny at 867-5309 Shell hit you up.
Peanut579 0
oh the irony
awardZu 0
*stares stupidly at a sign* SMASH!!!! 'Um, it was the signs fault officer, not mine.'
IndianRapper 0
wow so it took u that long to read a sign? YDI Moron!:P