By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/02/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
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Ahh. The signs of true love.

He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

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Ahh. The signs of true love.

Or true hatred

#14 - It was clearly sarcasm.

I'm sorry but that's hilarious, down vote if you want, this is hilarious, but hey op close your blinds at all times of the day

He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

If it's the thought that counts, my wife wouldn't be making me sleep on the couch tonight

True.. Except that his thought was to send her rotten flowers and call her a cunt.

Maybe cupid's arrow is still deeply rooted in his nut sack...

In return you can get him restraining order

'Merica, the only country to give out restraining orders to people who gives you odd gifts.

'Stralia, the country some imbeciles mistake for good old 'Merica.

true love at its finest.

Six years ago? Sounds like he needs therapy.

Oh yeah.. Definitely

Sounds like she needs a restraining order.

He hung onto the moment she turned him down in his heart for 6 years. Six years! At last he couldn't bear it any longer and snapped the way he wanted to all that time ago. That's the gist of what happened anyway.

I'd make a joke about spoiling you "rotten" but it just doesn't seem to flow in this situation. That's creepy, especially if you've moved since then. I'd get outside help if I were you, maybe even a restraining order :/ good luck and happy valentines day OP!

This might sounds weird but rejection hurts. However, he should've gotten over it after 6 years.

Rejection hurts, yes, but being hateful towards someone just cuz they don't want to date you is douchey.

you still got flowers

Yeah, rotting flowers.

More than what I got hahahaha ha, ha... ha *cries in corner*

its the thought that counts right....

You are so right, 42! The thought of OP apparently paints such a lovely picture in this mysterious man's mind. Colors of brown and black flowing into and out of the decaying, lifeless flowers. And then there's the absolutely riveting message, "Cunt", sprayed beautifully around that priceless image of her turning him down such a short while ago. That.. That just brings a fucking tear to my eye. Oh the thought OP, that's what really counts.

Still got flowers and we don't know it all maybe she led him on like she liked him just to say no.

Burn them in front of his house. Yes, I'm evil. He needs to let go. What a psycho path.

I vote burn them in front of the house too! With kerosene and a match. I love that idea for V day!

looks like he doesn't take rejection lightly

I think he would take being in a padded cell better.

At least he still remembers you...right? *Shivers*

He needs therapy, you need a restraining order.

A restraining order is just a piece of paper, it won't do much good in preventing a psycho from approaching you. Women are killed by exes or abusive partners that they have restraining orders on frequently. OP would be better off notifying the police, but also locking the doors and getting a good alarm system and a dog. I'd suggest a gun too but not everyone is a fan of those, so perhaps a hefty maglight to keep by the bed as it can be used to blind and/or to bludgeon in the case of an attack.