By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/02/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
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Nightwing98 22

He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

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martialart1st18 19

Or true hatred

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ihavenolifehaha 16

#14 - It was clearly sarcasm.

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Rainhawk94 27

I'm sorry but that's hilarious, down vote if you want, this is hilarious, but hey op close your blinds at all times of the day

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Nightwing98 22

He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

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stillalive33 14

If it's the thought that counts, my wife wouldn't be making me sleep on the couch tonight

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FlyingPie 17

True.. Except that his thought was to send her rotten flowers and call her a ****.

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thatnucca 36

Maybe cupid's arrow is still deeply rooted in his nut sack...

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letsgooo_fml 23

In return you can get him restraining order

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SgtAssCheeks 21

'Merica, the only country to give out restraining orders to people who gives you odd gifts.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

'Stralia, the country some imbeciles mistake for good old 'Merica.

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Rag_dollxx 21

Six years ago? Sounds like he needs therapy.

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martialart1st18 19

Oh yeah.. Definitely

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Chris9616 12

Sounds like she needs a restraining order.

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184886837272837 32

He hung onto the moment she turned him down in his heart for 6 years. Six years! At last he couldn't bear it any longer and snapped the way he wanted to all that time ago. That's the gist of what happened anyway.

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sterling1113 15

I'd make a joke about spoiling you "rotten" but it just doesn't seem to flow in this situation. That's creepy, especially if you've moved since then. I'd get outside help if I were you, maybe even a restraining order :/ good luck and happy valentines day OP!

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miggles 16

This might sounds weird but rejection hurts. However, he should've gotten over it after 6 years.

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squideth 18

Rejection hurts, yes, but being hateful towards someone just cuz they don't want to date you is douchey.

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arturo_s 10

More than what I got hahahaha ha, ha... ha *cries in corner*

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You are so right, 42! The thought of OP apparently paints such a lovely picture in this mysterious man's mind. Colors of brown and black flowing into and out of the decaying, lifeless flowers. And then there's the absolutely riveting message, "****", sprayed beautifully around that priceless image of her turning him down such a short while ago. That.. That just brings a ******* tear to my eye. Oh the thought OP, that's what really counts.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Still got flowers and we don't know it all maybe she led him on like she liked him just to say no.

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olpally 32

Burn them in front of his house. Yes, I'm evil. He needs to let go. What a psycho path.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

I vote burn them in front of the house too! With kerosene and a match. I love that idea for V day!

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Bzu123 8

looks like he doesn't take rejection lightly

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zandalee 19

I think he would take being in a padded cell better.

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sunnyray812 42

At least he still remembers you...right? *Shivers*

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doglover100 28

He needs therapy, you need a restraining order.

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kittcatt 8

A restraining order is just a piece of paper, it won't do much good in preventing a psycho from approaching you. Women are killed by exes or abusive partners that they have restraining orders on frequently. OP would be better off notifying the police, but also locking the doors and getting a good alarm system and a dog. I'd suggest a gun too but not everyone is a fan of those, so perhaps a hefty maglight to keep by the bed as it can be used to blind and/or to bludgeon in the case of an attack.

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