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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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fantome_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:30

just cover your eyes and walk back in, you don't have to see him

marykateex3 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:33

I'm guessing that wasn't the dramatic exit you were counting on?

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amy_shmamy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:29

haha

godawgs313 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:37

sweet sweet irony, if i was your boyfriend, i would have immediatly gone to the UPS store, and mailed them back to your house...

Failercoptor 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:39

why does she deserve that one lol! has no one here ever been so pissed off they didn't realize what they were doing. shit.

Juanit0 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:06

for all of u guys who said that its not possible that she could have typed this FML... just because u leave ur car keys somewhere, dsnt mean ur never gunna be infront of a computer again ;)

666midnight 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:26

Think before you act Failed on the dramatic exit =P

cartering 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:15

16, think about what you wrote - you also know nothing about the argument. What if it is was "hey honey, I decided its best we see other people for sex benefits while your away at school. I've been hooking up with Sally for this, and its great but don't worry I only love you not her." Seems worthy of a break up argument to me

stridercab 12

Friday 3 April 2009 21:55

Idiot. E-P-I-C F-A-I-L.

Radiohead_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:19

Great time to work things out. You gotta be real good girlfriend driving 200miles.

Epoch 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:51

things i gleaned from your post: -from your phrasing, it sounds like you started the fight. -you make decisions at poor times. while you're angry isn't really the best time to make "permanent" decisions. besides, a 200 mile drive home to think about it? i guarantee you called him before you left the county. -either you paused outside his door to make this entry from your phone, or we already know what happened.