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By no - 25/06/2016 02:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML

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By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML

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By futuremum - 22/03/2012 17:14 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 06:00

Today, my wife is blaming me for us having to abort our baby because the amnio showed it would have severe disabilities. I supported her every decision, but apparently me agreeing with her was actually me not wanting to fight harder for our baby to live, hence, it’s all my fault. FML

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By Ecolo-girl - 11/03/2016 06:22 - France - Quint

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 25 June 2016 15:21

Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.

BlueBaronBitch 22

Saturday 25 June 2016 15:21

Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls

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korylabauve 7

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:22

Well, you can't be black, otherwise you'd be naming the daughter after a car, or jewels, or some other precious thing you wish you could afford, but can't.

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:31

If it were me, I would stand my ground, and take away her naming privileges until she grows up...

moocowmilk0 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:43

It's the hormones speaking dw about It

ashwednesday 12

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:49

Why don't you try suggesting other spice-inspired baby names? Like Poppy, Sage, Rosemary, Juniper, Cassia, Amandine (or Amanda), Ceyenne, Lavender, Ginger, Marjoram (or Marjorie/Marjory), or Pepper. Compromise!

bigdick6969 7

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:58

divorce her

chuchaiilabss 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:01

She watches Blue's Clues too much. lol jk

cptncuttlefish 24

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:08

It could be worse, Paprika is a cute name!

Gradask 10

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:17

Paprika Steen, is danish actor and director, maybe she got the name from there

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:29

I'm not married but I know enough about the ladies to know you can't argue and win with them, especially if they are pregnant... I would have just let it pass and I'm sure she would have thought of another name (or you could have nudged her into choosing another one) like say to honour your or her nana or such... Best get her chocolate ice cream and roses..

sparkledoge 29

Sunday 26 June 2016 20:08

As a female, i can tell you don't know shit about women.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:33

Just keep in mind OP, that name will be with her for the rest of her life..

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