Love: Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months...

By Ecolo-girl - 11/03/2016 06:22 - France - Quint

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

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Thursday 12 January 2017 0:22

She maybe needs to calm down. But don't tell her that. Maybe talk about it with her, or some other smart individual to give you advice? Sorry man

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Monday 3 December 2018 18:14

fuck that bitch this is Russia *in a russian accent of course*

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Zelda9678 11

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Thursday 12 January 2017 0:22

She maybe needs to calm down. But don't tell her that. Maybe talk about it with her, or some other smart individual to give you advice? Sorry man

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Monday 3 December 2018 18:14

fuck that bitch this is Russia *in a russian accent of course*

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