Love: Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months...

By Ecolo-girl - 11/03/2016 06:22 - France - Quint

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

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Zelda9678 11

Thursday 12 January 2017 0:22

She maybe needs to calm down. But don't tell her that. Maybe talk about it with her, or some other smart individual to give you advice? Sorry man

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Monday 3 December 2018 18:14

**** that bitch this is Russia *in a russian accent of course*

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Zelda9678 11

Thursday 12 January 2017 0:22

She maybe needs to calm down. But don't tell her that. Maybe talk about it with her, or some other smart individual to give you advice? Sorry man

Doodlehugs 7

Monday 3 December 2018 18:14

**** that bitch this is Russia *in a russian accent of course*

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Aujourd'hui, mes parents font une sortie resto pour l'occasion de leurs 10 ans de mariage. Ma mère engage un babysitter pour garder mes frères, mais je dois rester à la maison pour travailler sur un projet perso. Vers 19h le babysitter arrive. Surprise. C'était mon ex. VDM

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Aujourd'hui, première fois avec ma copine. La température a grimpé et, dans la précipitation, j'ai pris et enfilé le premier préservatif à portée de main. En voyant mon sexe, elle a été prise d'un fou rire. C'étaient des préservatifs souvenirs achetés à Londres avec Big Ben représentée dessus. VDM

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Today, I apparently I created a group chat with the four guys I saw any potential with, ruining every single one of the possible future relationships all at once because they now know about each other. I give up on dating. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML

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Today, my son told me he wants to be a cop or enter the military when he grows up. Why? "Cops get paid to kill useless members of society" and "Only the military can stop communism." FML

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Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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Today, I found out that my divorced father is moving 3 houses down the street with his girlfriend, with whom he cheated on my mom. He will now be living 3 houses away from my mother. FML

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