By ItsGoneForever - 25/06/2016 00:48 - Netherlands - Driehuis

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Today, while making love, my girlfriend accidentally kicked me in the face when changing positions. She then got mad at me when I went soft due to the pain. FML
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ItsGoneForever 16

Hello, I am OP. Just a bit of clarification :-) Things were really heated and my gf was just really aroused as we hadn't seen each other for a while, so she was really into it. However, when she was cooled down again she apologized and we had a good laugh about it. And of course had another go later that evening ;-)

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analhehskb 5

Come on dude, it's not that hard.

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analhehskb 5

Come on dude, it's not that hard.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

#1, it isn't that hard? It seems OP agrees, considering he went soft. Get it, not hard? Soft? *mutters under breath* I need to work on these jokes...

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Coolhwip92 8

I think the word "accidentally" in the OP answers that question.

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interesting33 36

Why would she get mad at you for that? That is ridiculous!

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Blizz18 14

I hope you meant ri-dick-ulous.. I swear, it's like you people aren't even trying anymore...

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ber4fun 23

Talk about being inconsiderate..

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urbanbigfoot 20

A kick in the face? Sounds pretty damn kinky OP.

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sherri_baby88 36

That's ridiculous. You should wait until after a few sexy times pass. When it seems she's 'forgiven' you, initiate sex. "Accidentally" kick her in the face. See if she wants to keep going then.

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roshkosch 11

She was probably embarressed... (hopefully)

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