Miscellaneous: Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead...

By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

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Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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wildpepper 5

Friday 6 August 2010 1:23

maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you were doing when she wants back in.

UsernameHere015 0

Friday 6 August 2010 1:17

break in and beat the bitch ass. Prob solved.

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smhallo 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:00

next time throw a rock through the window that should make her want to open the door. also tell your dad what a bitch he married, and ruin some of her stuff

Sersha88 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:15

Keep banging and keep her awake and get a key after. Suck it up.

starsforbullets 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:23

Oh, parenting failure. Egg her window.

mR_StAtiiC 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:34

Ydi for having a step mom. :)

alex0689 1

Friday 6 August 2010 4:47

get a chainsaw and cut the door down

Jenmaree 9

Friday 6 August 2010 4:53

Keep making noise until she gets sick of it and lets you in. If she decides to be particularly stubborn, throw a brick through the bedroom window.

illmeggann 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:20

get a key..

ctran 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:28

see you next Tuesday...

Hgielad_720 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:33

Have you not told your dad about this? and if you have, and he hasn't done anything about it, then you need to get revenge or something. if it were me, I would ruin ALL of that bitch's stuff.... just sayin. :)