By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 274
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Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!


Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

must take a lot of willpower to power through that pain. nevertheless your girl has issues OP

I have to agree. Kids today don't generally have that kind of dedication and work ethic. Kudos to you OP!

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Sounds like a raging case of "major cock craving disorder"

Nice way to bring in past FML's

For real. I stop when my arm starts hurting.

or she can just switch hands I'm just saying

Look on the bright side OP, at least she isn't getting STDs or pregnant.

Can't talk. Handjobs.

Pls handle the situation with care

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Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

Darn it, saw this comment after I posted mine! Sorry

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Or start giving footjobs instead

Our art least swap hands, ambidexterity is a useful skill for her probable future in "adult" films

I like the way you think :p

i was thinking OP should be glad her daughter wasn't suffering from lockjaw in the first place!

I think we are all missing the obvious solution: Why doesn't she just use the other hand?

#56- that's not a thing. I think you should do stand up at a mental asylum- the crazy people will find your random jibberish hilarious.

Or she could you know not be a slut

100 they are in fact a thing...Google is...well not your friend,but a double edge sword at best

Dude is everyone forgetting that she's only 17?!

141 I couldn't agree more.

Age of consent in many states. It's a grey area...

All the more delicious !!!!

Then she'll get lock jaw

She's giving them to me. Sorry about that

But... you're a girl.

I never knew pentaceratops liked hand jobs..

all those handjobs must be leaving you a little.... saur.

She needs to learn to do it lefty.

Wouldn't she stop after realizing it hurts? Or just switch hands? :/

You'd think, but unfortunately, common sense isn't so common anymore...

No, it wouldn't be called common scence if it weren't common. There is just a lot less of it, though.

If she used her mouth she would heal.

You say that with enough confidence that it seems you are speaking from experience... Go get em girl!!!!!

You should sit down and have a talk with her, OP. I'm not going to call her a slut, because I don't know if she does it to random guys or a boyfriend. But she needs to realize that her health is more important than her sexual pleasuring of other people.

Isn't the fact that OP needs to talk to his daughter a little obvious?

Maybe ease up on the slut shaming. How come no comment about the boy (or boys) who are getting the handjobs. Aren't they involved as well? Or is the woman the only one who is doing something shameful? Sex, unless you are masturbating, is between 2 or more people, so if one person is a slut, so's the other.

I specifically said I'm not going to call her a slut because I don't know her and she could be doing it to her boyfriend and not random guys

Well the way it was written it sounded like she's jerking off a whole bunch of guys. Unless they're quite lucky/slutty, each of the boys individually does not have many girls giving him handjobs, and "slut" is a term usually reserved for someone with many sexual partners.

If she physically can't stop then you have worse things to worry about than her sprained elbow..

Her technique is all wrong. More with the wrist, less with the elbow. Alternately, more with the mouth, less with the hand.

But then again if she used her mouth her knees would be injured pretty soon, I guess its the trade off she'll have to pay...

Simple solution to the knee problem, get the receiver to lie down... Win-win

True, its definitely a win-win. I see big things in her future...

That "big things" pun was a good one. hahaha

I got a lot of those "been on your knees too much" jokes when I had knee surgery...

#65, You should have replied that "Yes I've been on my knees... praying for a speedy recovery and your doucheyness being alleviated". :')

Have her lay on the bed...

@65- I'm going to be "that guy" and say it's because you're hot and the men who said it to you were hinting that's what they wanted/were hoping...