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Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!
must take a lot of willpower to power through that pain. nevertheless your girl has issues OP
I have to agree. Kids today don't generally have that kind of dedication and work ethic. Kudos to you OP!
Nice way to bring in past FML's
For real. I stop when my arm starts hurting.
or she can just switch hands I'm just saying
Haha good one
Pls handle the situation with care
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Show it anywayEasy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!
i was thinking OP should be glad her daughter wasn't suffering from lockjaw in the first place!
I think we are all missing the obvious solution: Why doesn't she just use the other hand?
#56- that's not a thing. I think you should do stand up at a mental asylum- the crazy people will find your random jibberish hilarious.
100 they are in fact a thing...Google is...well not your friend,but a double edge sword at best
Dude is everyone forgetting that she's only 17?!
Age of consent in many states. It's a grey area...
or other hand...
All the more delicious !!!!
She's giving them to me. Sorry about that
But... you're a girl.
;)
She needs to learn to do it lefty.
Wouldn't she stop after realizing it hurts? Or just switch hands? :/
You'd think, but unfortunately, common sense isn't so common anymore...
No, it wouldn't be called common scence if it weren't common. There is just a lot less of it, though.
You say that with enough confidence that it seems you are speaking from experience... Go get em girl!!!!!
You should sit down and have a talk with her, OP. I'm not going to call her a ****, because I don't know if she does it to random guys or a boyfriend. But she needs to realize that her health is more important than her sexual pleasuring of other people.
Isn't the fact that OP needs to talk to his daughter a little obvious?
Maybe ease up on the **** shaming. How come no comment about the boy (or boys) who are getting the handjobs. Aren't they involved as well? Or is the woman the only one who is doing something shameful? Sex, unless you are masturbating, is between 2 or more people, so if one person is a ****, so's the other.
Well the way it was written it sounded like she's jerking off a whole bunch of guys. Unless they're quite lucky/slutty, each of the boys individually does not have many girls giving him handjobs, and "****" is a term usually reserved for someone with many sexual partners.
Her technique is all wrong. More with the wrist, less with the elbow. Alternately, more with the mouth, less with the hand.
Simple solution to the knee problem, get the receiver to lie down... Win-win
That "big things" pun was a good one. hahaha
I got a lot of those "been on your knees too much" jokes when I had knee surgery...
Have her lay on the bed...
@65- I'm going to be "that guy" and say it's because you're hot and the men who said it to you were hinting that's what they wanted/were hoping...
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Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!
Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!