ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Cliff
Perth, Australia
The squits
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
somethingblue
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Lowell, United States
The big day
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
babybambi
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Sickofbeingsick
United States
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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adishalala 0
neway... how was the wedding :] ?
Doortje 30
I smell vomit.
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Comments (51)
deefan101 11
wow that sucks!!! looks like your romantic honeymoon is ruined! have fun on the crapper! sorry OP! FYL!
FYL3246 0
well doesn't that suck :/
demetrius19 7
bad wedding
jiggad369 0
alcohol > everything
rroxie124 5
Time to sue the caterer (:
apineapple 40
at least you're alive.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Hope the guests are okay !
fantasyworld 39
Hope it doesn't affect the honeymoon.
xAmethystx 12
Happened to me too! But it wasn't my wedding..
millsjoshua949 12
If you got food poisoning then everyone at the wedding should have gotten food poisoning too.