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To be fair, he might have had a thong on and you just didn't see it from that far away.
u could have just looked at something else
How is this an FML? Who doesn't love hairy buttcracks? I know that I like them
what 34 said I mean you didn't have to look at it but something about his ass mustve caught your attention
#34 it was probably like seeing a car wreck. You want to look away but you just *can't*.
nobody forced you
you weren't forces, you wanted too
Is it just a coincidence your username is "buttcrack"?
hahaha when i read this i laughed so hard ive farted
turn your head or read the back of his shirt- it probably said" if you can read this then the wifey fell off"
at least you are not a boy
He wouldn't happen to have been a plumber, would he?
Get out the car, pull up his trousers and get back in like nothing happened.
Haha. Fun.
I would go GTA on his ass... RUN HIM OVER!!! You lost your job... Your basically a dead man walking~ Get that sexy ass 6 star wanted level!
You only get one star, dumbass.
Yeah, one star for killing the motorcyclist... then what? Don't tell me you pull over and let the cops haul you in! You keep going. #5's comment obviously meant that OP should go for the goal of six stars because she has nothing to lose anymore, and that running over the fat dude would start her on her way. Call someone a dumbass AFTER you learn how to follow a train of thought for more than three words.
I think that train left the station a long time ago.
Marco... Polo!!!
that's nice
It was a three hour BUMPER TO BUMPER traffic. Trying to change lanes in that kind of traffic is impossible.
I no I did:p
You know you liked it =)
now you are just bragging about it!!!!! you enjoyed it and you know it!!
I was going to say this^^
Girl are you in luck, there is no shortage of fat hairy asses around. Heck, some of them are even on guys.
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ummm forced???? or u just wanted to stare
To be fair, he might have had a thong on and you just didn't see it from that far away.