Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
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Dawkrida 0
ummm forced???? or u just wanted to stare
null_fml 11
To be fair, he might have had a thong on and you just didn't see it from that far away.
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Comments (123)
toni27 0
fakkeee!!!!!
thillyrabbit 0
nope motercycles usually go through the traffic
omg_thats_funny 0
uhhh then don't look? man ur stupid af, cuh
brandothemando 0
don't look at it! I think you wanted some of that
angrynegro7 16
Was someone holding a gun to your head? The fact that you could tell that the guy wasn't wearing any drawers tells me that you were looking just a LITTLE too long. You love looking at hairy asses, don't you? It'll be alright if you just admit it. ;)
FUDGELOVESME 0
eww gross, but could look the other way
geoLa16 0
that fucken sucks balls
judetheobvious 0
let that be a lesson to you not to **** around so much in your next job. YDI
GreenYamo 0
I don't believe I've ever seen any kind of traffic backup where a biker waited. Especially not a 3 hour traffic jam.
GiganTronic 0
Maybe he was so fat that he couldn't go between cars? Eh? Maybe?
CallMeHush 1
My favorite of the day so far^