By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0

Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.

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doubtme 0

This.... This happened to me too -.- but instead of ACT I took him to the movies and dinner for a Congrats on getting a job. **** them.

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ollie179 21

YOUR OPINION: I helped him study for his ACT's, gave a back rub and had awesome sex with him. HIS OPINION: She tried to help me study but just annoyed me, poked a prodded my back and I'm pretty sure she faked an ****** during some pretty crappy sex.

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Awsumuzzie 12

That's when you hand him the bill with: the tutoring fees, the massage fee, and the most expensive fee, the putting it out fee. Include the following if you'd like: giving a crap fee, and finally being a great gf/friend fee.

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stacianichole 2

Unless she didn't actually help, her massage and sex sucked and he really just needed to focus without a needy girlfriend hanging around. Just saying...there's always two sides and the dumpee usually blames the dumper.

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stacianichole 2

Or a college student who also has a college student boyfriend + child that has been there with stress x100. What keeps us together is that we WANT to be together and can give space. But we're talking high school in this case - good place to start being understanding and not clingy.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Least you got "really awesome sex"

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GardeningHoes 0

Some people can find a way to complain about anything.

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faithxoxox 1

Because he doesn't want to be stressed with a needy girlfriend? I think not.

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