By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
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klonopin_ftw 0

Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I once broke up with a girl because I had to concentrate on my studies.. and it worked.

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BbqKirbyAnn 0

Gotta weed out the bad fish somehow...he just took hisself off the hook and let you try again.

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rjh0306 0

sounds like he was using you.

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manichimon 2

OP is best girlfriend ever, guy is three time champ for douche of the year awards.

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lDobinho 1

maybe you were so into it you didnt realize he'd put a pkastic bag over your face because you're so DAMN ugly!! hahaha :-P

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clxjames 0

Let me translate that for you: "I'm too stressed right now" = "The girl I have on the side is a keeper so now I'm trading up" True Story

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FMLinCA 12

are you sure the sex was "awesome?" lol.

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justmeh 0

Did he think the sex was awesome? Just saying...

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jessieO 0

sounds like you are way too good for his ass and SO much better off

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