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I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/

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lucky bf every time I try and get 2 it horribly fails

You never know. Maybe the "second" girlfriend is a psycho-bitch and won't give him up XD

can you say threesome?!?! haha. you two should pretend to be lesbos and pretend to go out and he'd be like WTF I was going out with both of them and they left me for eachother. haha do it

Wow, you surfed to a chat-box in a alternate universe and met your alternate you. How Cool is that!

u shuld trick him like usher and r Kelly did in same girl

hahahaha

Ooooohhhh snap!!!

here I am, can't get a date to save my life and this asshole had 2 girlfriends... castrate him! (I don't need wise-cracks from anyone about my life. I know I'm pathetic. that's why I read fml)

#120 a Russian mail order bride seems to be the way to go ahaha xD and yeah castrate him haha

How could you guys not know your boyfriend was dating another girl when you go to the same school? you must have a pretty big school

Had is a noticable word. Maybe it was a year ago. maybe five.

Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/

as my friend says, chicks before dicks...

and if all else fails....dicks will have to do.

It's "bro's" before "hoes." Not chicks before dicks

Guys say "bros before hoes" and girls say "chicks before dicks".

too bad no one follows that bullshit though lol

It could also be "Sisters before Misters"

yeah but "misters" is too polite for some douchebags like the OP's boyfran. :)

more like a MLIA

Woah. You've got a clone? JEALOUSS.

ok, well maybe that's why you have the same boyfriend, maybe that's why your boyfriend is cheating on Both of you guys, sorry about that though.. :(

Who still uses chat rooms??!?

I'm really starting to see a pattern

OP, have you been to the psych ward lately? They might wanna test you for Split Personality Disorder.

It's called dissociative identity disorder and any psychologist worth paying would agree that it isn't real.

dr. faggot, paging dr. faggot....

Protip: Don't put "troll" in your name if you're trying to troll people. Enjoy your daily pictures of horse cock.

it obviously works. you seem upset. tell me about these pictures you have.

lol k. Maybe you'd have better luck at Habbo.

wienerwagon and pedotroll? lovely..

Excellent combo choice, sir. That will be $12.99

lol the hangover was epic. dr faggot paging dr faggot. I love that part. it's okay though cuz her Bf might be a ratard haha and yes he's a ratard

50 - ur an idiot. That is all.

are u guys still friends?

More importantly are you still putting out?

I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

haha this is EXACTLY what I thought =]

Yes! That's great!

omg besties for life