Love: Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel....

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

that is why god invented cops.

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o.O thats not creepy...

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ltr450 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 10:04

This happened to me last week and several times before that... But he has started to park in front of my house now:(

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 13 December 2012 22:50

What a pansy.

jstone89 13

Tuesday 21 June 2016 19:33

Anddd... how did the x find out about this date? hmmm?

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