Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P
arhanes 0
Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor
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Comments (349)
MoJoThundRpants 0
you got waxed down there? haow is that possabole??
CitrusGirl 0
hope that's a joke. it's just the same as you would anywhere else. wax, paper, rip, scream! and that's why shaving is better...
leaveitbe 0
maybe he just doesn't like you.
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
repeat afta me.. "look here now i likes ya, and i wantcha. we can do this one of two ways now the easy way or the hard way. the choice is yours." *people in background, you gota have some to imediantly say afta that* "WHATS IT GNE BE TOM!"
CitrusGirl 0
everyones defending hers so why are there so many ydi votes on this? and agreed that the bf is a whiney doushe
Trollz4daLULZ 1
Solution for OP: Wait until you're on your period. Yell out "OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED = OLD ENOUGH TO BREED!!!" as you shove his face in it.
alex225 0
fukin EH!
5t3ff1k4h 44
Isn't it called a Brazilian wax? I haven't heard anyone use the term XXX wax.
CitrusGirl 0
brazillian is leaving a strip of hair in the middle. XXX I'm assuming is her way of saying all the hair there is gone
1peculiarchik 3
Wiki says a brazilian wax "is a form of bikini waxing, and involves the complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva (labia majora and mons pubis" Sometimes a landing strip is left. If you are waxing just the muff, and leave a landing strip..then is it called a french wax. By gosh..I know more about waxing then I ever wanted to now....
5t3ff1k4h 44
Citrusgirl, Brazilians can leave you either totally bare or with the landing strip. Peculiarchik - Yeah, you know quite a bit about waxing. Hahaha ;)
hotitaliansausag 0
sure he is straight?
rhaath 0
you're disgusting for not waxing in the first place, but he's definitely gay if he doesnt like a smooth pussy.
TheWicked 4
This pretty much.
CitrusGirl 0
it's no
CitrusGirl 0
how is it disgusting to not wax? it's super painful, and there are better alternatives like shaving or hair removal cream. and you're more likely to get infected without hair
feenicks 0
What! No 'down under' joke? You people disappoint me
Trollz4daLULZ 1
what do you mean, "you people"?!
Granddragon 0
what do YOU mean, "you people"?!
acruzmn 0
now imconfused o.O
asshole83 0
MAN!! I thought for sure #19 was going to break it down Dr. Seuss style for us. As for everyone saying not to go down on him till he goes down on her...y'all are assuming she goes down on him at all. besides how his that going to matter his other Girlies will take care of him anyway. I love the stupid bickering on here it's hilarious.
1peculiarchik 3
Maybe this is the BFs way of getting back at her for not suckin the snake. Now he still refuses to go down town..AND let her get waxed too...