Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P
arhanes 0
Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor
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Comments (349)
bigi_sherman 0
I came here to tell OP that I'd go down on her on behalf of all non-gay guys; now I have to declare that I'd go down on cinn too! every day. with my girlfriend!! so haters, stfu.
alex225 0
PICK ME! PICK ME! waxed, shaved, landing strip or hairy Ill eat it all!
1peculiarchik 3
EWWWWWW I threw up in my mouth..just a little...with that statement. You make it sound so gross..no wonder the BF doesn't want to touch it...
niles_f1 0
come over to my house. I like a nice clean nether region.
doureallyneed2no 0
Ydi for chosing a lane ass boyfriend.
dannoman 0
tell him to grow a pair!!! ill go down on u if ur tired of this dickwad!!
soonerfan285 0
he doesn't want you. plain and simple. you must be fat/ugly.
joeinthedark 18
Suck to be you for having to suffer it, but maybe you should have asked what he liked before doing it? I mean it seems obvious to me that he didn't want a bush, but maybe he just wanted some trimming, not a puberty reverser. I know I sure as hell don't want a bald mound. A nice landing strip is always a good compromise. As long as you maintain the grounds.
viper2man 0
ur bf must be gay I agree
jojoboo1 0
the good news is... hair grows back. next time maybe he can be part of the groundskeeping so ur not left guessing what he prefers. I hope he at least shaves his sack for you?! nasty ugly ball sacks all hairy and shit..... lol
spiker84 0
Landing strip. it's the answer