Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P
arhanes 0
Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor
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Comments (349)
Pilkie01 5
Dump him and find a boyfriend who isn't a douchebag
oxoashleeoxo 6
Get the hell outta there. Quite obvious he isn't interested!
vickycat 5
What an idiot! What exactly did he think it was going to look like? I assume he feels like a paedophile watching shaved girls in **** too.....? Moron. I would offer this FML as a rebuttal for all the previous posts/comments where girls are pressured to shave or wax it. Perhaps first consider if the guy your with is either making excuses or pathetically attempting to exert power over your body. He's probably feeling inadequate regarding his own junk and prefers to redirect attention to your own 'below standard' bits.
EvilDave 13
Point of order. At no point does she state he asked her to shave or wax all her pubes. It could be she did it because he said he didn't want to go down because of the hair, but didn't ask if he thought that would be sexy. It also could be that before she had an ole 70s bush, the kind where you might flush a few quail while going down and just wanted her to trim up or get a strip.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
I see both EvilDave's and vicky's points here. Communication is always key, and some people do deflect their own appearance insecurities onto their SO. However, there's nothing wrong with changing certain things about your body to please your partner, even if you wouldn't otherwise, or only agreeing to certain sexual acts after a few conditions are met. For the former, if you're not doing it out of insecurity, it can be a fun gift to give AND get, and quite sexually empowering. The latter is just a matter of respect for your partner, self-respect, and compromise— of course, dependent on communication. FWIW, girls aren't the only ones asked to change certain hair-related things. I've known so many guys who've gotten a mysterious impulse to "just try something new" with his facial hair after a new gf comes into the picture. >.<
onnielief 4
You could have just shaved. YDI for doing something radical before looking for alternatives!
Barrientos432 5
I've gone down on a hairy girl before..It really wasn't all that bad. ..Till a hair got stuck between my teeth.. >.<
1peculiarchik 3
that is just wrong on SO many levels ;)
smokergirl420 0
FLOSS!!!
mashnikandporter 0
that is soo gross. I keeper mine shaved. so uhm yeah, I think hairy vags are disgusting.
smokergirl420 0
any pubic hair is disgusting, wether it's a guy or a girl.
xlovexsexxmagic 0
tell him you won't give him ******** until he does eat you out
serenader 2
See if he'll get waxed for you -- that'll tell the tale. Y'all can both be pre-pubed essence!
Hammer01 8
he's an idiot.
Trollz4daLULZ 1
A) Does Chris Hansen live near you? If so, your BF has a legitimate fear; that man is overzealous as hell. He's hacked my FML account a few times to go after pedophiles on here! B) I'm confused; did you wax like Vin Diesel or like Ice Cube? C) YDI for trying to FORNICATE!!!!
imright24 0
Your boyfriend's gay.