Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P
arhanes 0
Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor
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Comments (349)
Stevefett 0
I love it shaved. I love it with hair. Hell I just love going downtown hairy or not.
ladyluck82 9
19 - TRUE MAN! lol! OP, you need to leave his sorry ass! Excuses, excuses. Get yourself a MAN not a BOY!! :-p
Stevefett 0
25- Tell it girlfriend. Seriously I love it. Thank god for women. Honestly if I had been born a chick I totally would be a lesbian.
ragzilla 0
if you have boobs, he shouldn't feel like a pedophile.
iplaylax 0
true
soulja93 0
Amen.
KrystalCaliyah 0
hes obviously not tryna go down or sleep with you
drilher244 0
sounds like your boyfriend is a damn queer! lots of guys would be all over that shit!
rebbee 0
FYL for having a picky b.f. i have 2 words for you: Landing strip.
alicia_was_here 3
instead of seeing a woman doing something nice for him, he looks at your ****** and seeing molesting a child? maybe he is a pedophile for even looking at it in that way...
ndizzle 0
Oooooh, good point!
executivemom 0
I think he's just looking for excuses to not go downtown.
rlerke 0
well if he won't I will. : D
reckoner42 0
o my..
triggerit 5
he is looking for an excuse not to sleep with you....
Tankd4life 0
tell him no blow jobs then until he dines at the Y.
sourgirl101 28
Haha and tell him he needs to wax first 'cause you don't like hair either.
1peculiarchik 3
Shaved balls are the BEST