Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML
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Today, I found out that the source of the "mystery whistling" I’ve been hearing in my house for days was my own nose. Apparently, I’ve got a built-in wind instrument. FML
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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Top comments
SonOfAMitch 14
A whistle key finder? Does it find your keys when you whistle? That sounds like a badass gift to me.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Record a whistle sound on your phone so you can play it back when you loose your keys.
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Comments (59)
rockhead1270 5
Can you remember where your car is?
jazzy_123 20
I'm sure OP can remember but you kind of need keys to turn it on. Hence, the whistle key finder.
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Actually OP never said anything about losing their keys. And yes everyone knows what the whistle key ring is for, no need to be a smart-ass about it and make yourself look silly in the process. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the FML'ers out there!
jazzy_123 20
first off, we can all assume OP has lost her keys before. Second, I know everyone knows what a whistle key finder is, obvious name.. Third, you made yourself look silly. Fourth, you can't tell me to not be a smart ass, that's what I'm all about. Fifth, shut up.
Lawabidingcitizn 12
You can learn to whistle
JoBHarvelle 7
Best start no sooner than the present!
JMichael 26
Good time to start learning.
limabeans101029 21
She probably didn't know that you couldn't whistle. I get how crappy it is when you get presents that you don't actually want but I hate it when people whine about it like this.
perdix 31
"You just put your lips together and blow" -- Lauren Bacall If sound comes out, you'll find your keys. If not, you'll find a boyfriend ;)
perdix 31
Sorry for trying to class up the joint with a quote from a movie older than "Wayne's World" ... Not!
NatalieOntheTram 11
I can't whistle either.....people do it all the time just to taunt me. I agree with above comments. Just play an mp3 or something of someone else whistling.
FlickWaffle 30
they react to any high pitched noise. I had one once that went off every time my friend laughed. they're pretty awesome!!
YellowSquirrel92 17
My brother's ex-girlfriend got the same thing for Christmas. Every time my niece squeals or another kind of high pitched noise happens, the key finder reacts. Thankfully it can be turned off.
Epikouros 32
Ah, a great gift for a baby shower!
YellowSquirrel92 17
Actually she got it for Christmas. But it could make a great gift for a baby shower.
jixiekat 14
yea I can't wistle at all. you are not alone!