Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the source of the "mystery whistling" I’ve been hearing in my house for days was my own nose. Apparently, I’ve got a built-in wind instrument. FML
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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SonOfAMitch 14
A whistle key finder? Does it find your keys when you whistle? That sounds like a badass gift to me.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Record a whistle sound on your phone so you can play it back when you loose your keys.
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Comments (59)
nm_98 3
This is a really stupid FML just saying
mk8833 9
Be more positive instead of bitchy, at least she tried.
MissSoul 6
that sounds like a bad ass gift. I'd be happy to supply my address if you want to regift it
lulu889x 22
those things go off at any loud noise, I had to turn the sound off on mine because it went off all the time.
ladybuglet 22
Learn.
CaliChris 9
First world problems.
siggyfart 2
How odd. The exact same thing happened with me. A whistle key finder from my grandma and I can't whistle.
bleu0784 6
How is this an FML? It's not like your day was ruined.