By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02
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Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.
Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!
Maybe she really likes bacon, and shellfish, and mixing meat and dairy.
Jesus Christ... Oh, sorry. He's not your guy, is he?
He may have been Jewish, but I've yet to meet a Jewish person who considered him their Messiah, which is the angle I was going for.
Oh, and Jesus wasn't real, anyway. So that, too.
If you're stupid enough to date someone who doesn't even know what a yarmulke is, ydi.
Dude, where I come from, we call them "kippa". I didn't know what a yarmulke was until someone suggested to fry them, and there's a big Jewish community in my hometown.
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Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.
Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!