By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 263
You deserved it 399
Love Weird Religion
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Sinshine 28

Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.

20 0
Reply Report
RichardPencil 30

Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!

16 3
Reply Report

Comments

Sinshine 28

Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.

20 0
Reply Report
RichardPencil 30

Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!

16 3
Reply Report
ViviMage 38

Hahah! I'm like 4th or 5th generation from the Cossack Pogoms before WWII, and I can read this! It's great! Usually you're a schmuck here. But right now you're just a schmendrick!

3 0
Reply Report
Vern Ehlers 5

Maybe she really likes bacon, and shellfish, and mixing meat and dairy.

3 0
Reply Report
BurnInDemonFire 33

Jesus Christ... Oh, sorry. He's not your guy, is he?

2 4
Reply Report
ViviMage 38

Jesus was Jewish too! He'd understand the little hat!

0 0
Reply Report
BurnInDemonFire 33

He may have been Jewish, but I've yet to meet a Jewish person who considered him their Messiah, which is the angle I was going for.

0 0
Reply Report
BurnInDemonFire 33

Oh, and Jesus wasn't real, anyway. So that, too.

0 1
Reply Report
Lucky O'Guin 18

If you're stupid enough to date someone who doesn't even know what a yarmulke is, ydi.

1 3
Reply Report
Yudith 24

Dude, where I come from, we call them "kippa". I didn't know what a yarmulke was until someone suggested to fry them, and there's a big Jewish community in my hometown.

0 0
Reply Report
IAmClay 24

This exact one was posted a couple years ago

1 1
Reply Report
JillianJuneBug 39

I noticed that, and someone else did too but it appears that their comment is no longer available... hmm...

0 0
Reply Report