Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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Sinshine
| 27
Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground!
Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!
Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!
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ViviMage
| 38
Hahah! I'm like 4th or 5th generation from the Cossack Pogoms before WWII, and I can read this! It's great!
Usually you're a schmuck here. But right now you're just a schmendrick!
Usually you're a schmuck here. But right now you're just a schmendrick!
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Vern Ehlers
| 5
Maybe she really likes bacon, and shellfish, and mixing meat and dairy.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Jesus Christ... Oh, sorry. He's not your guy, is he?
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ViviMage
| 38
Jesus was Jewish too! He'd understand the little hat!
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
He may have been Jewish, but I've yet to meet a Jewish person who considered him their Messiah, which is the angle I was going for.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Oh, and Jesus wasn't real, anyway. So that, too.
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Lucky O'Guin
| 13
If you're stupid enough to date someone who doesn't even know what a yarmulke is, ydi.
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Yudith
| 20
Dude, where I come from, we call them "kippa". I didn't know what a yarmulke was until someone suggested to fry them, and there's a big Jewish community in my hometown.
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IAmClay
| 24
This exact one was posted a couple years ago
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JillianJuneBug
| 39
I noticed that, and someone else did too but it appears that their comment is no longer available... hmm...
Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!