By Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 215
You deserved it 391

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Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.

Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!

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Better now than later. She doesn't seem the kind you'd want around.

Oy gevalt, you schmuck! If you’re so frum, what are you doing with a shikse who doesn’t know what a yarmulke is? Nu?!?! May she grow like an onion, with her head in the ground! Find yourself a nice, Jewish girl and hak mir nisht keyn tchainik!

ViviMage 38

Hahah! I'm like 4th or 5th generation from the Cossack Pogoms before WWII, and I can read this! It's great! Usually you're a schmuck here. But right now you're just a schmendrick!

Maybe she really likes bacon, and shellfish, and mixing meat and dairy.

Jesus Christ... Oh, sorry. He's not your guy, is he?

ViviMage 38

Jesus was Jewish too! He'd understand the little hat!

He may have been Jewish, but I've yet to meet a Jewish person who considered him their Messiah, which is the angle I was going for.

Oh, and Jesus wasn't real, anyway. So that, too.

If you're stupid enough to date someone who doesn't even know what a yarmulke is, ydi.

Dude, where I come from, we call them "kippa". I didn't know what a yarmulke was until someone suggested to fry them, and there's a big Jewish community in my hometown.

This exact one was posted a couple years ago

JillianJuneBug 39

I noticed that, and someone else did too but it appears that their comment is no longer available... hmm...