By Anonymous - 11/10/2017 13:00
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I think I know how to prevent such a thing from ever happening again. Starting today, sneak ghost peppers into his food constantly until he eventually builds up a tolerance. It'll be a tad messy at first, but once that's done, you'll never have to worry about him throwing up everywhere after eating pizza with a ghost pepper.
You should sit your son...er... I mean husband down and tell him you're not his mother. Next time just leave his filth where it is. If he is mature enough to make the decision to gobble up an entire pizza and a ghost pepper, he is mature enough to clean up after himself.
Your husband is a selfish, immature idiot. But you knew that already. If you control the cooking in your house, fix him nothing but the blandest of meals from now on, letting him know that since he can't handle food choices OR getting ill like an actual adult, you aren't takng any chances.