Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
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Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
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CaptainDDL 0
That's ****** up.
mojo_jojo 0
Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.
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Comments (115)
kyara_fml 0
What an ass.
SEXMUFFIN21 0
to me this sounds fake because if he really vowed to have nothing to do with you, he wouldn't have you in his phonebook
fmyoptimism 0
wow i'm sorry :( i had a great dad so i can't imagine anybody going through this. unfortunately however i got pregnant from a complete idiot and while i love my son more than anything and am working my ass off in college to make a good life for him, he will not grow up knowing his father. i feel bad for him, he doesn't deserve that... but mostly he doesn't deserve a douche bag for a dad, nobody does. that's why i kicked his dad out of our lives while i was still pregnant. i am really sorry you're going through this but hey sometimes not having your dad around at all is the healthiest alternative for everybody! i hope things turn out ok!
muffinkitty 15
your truly are miraculous. honestly, that's really admirable, taking resposnibility. though I'm NOT one, my friend is a teen mom and I know that must be very hard somtimes.
thatgirl2009 0
wow.im really sorry to hear that.i know what its like not to have a dad in your life.its no fun.you're probably better off without him.keep your head up. :)
ElizaRae 0
he must not be done w/you if he still has your number in his phone book. I'm sure he just wanted to hear your voice..hard for dad's to give in though. Hang in there
fillmyheart028 0
Oh wow. I'm so sorry. I'm sure you did absolutely nothing wrong. Some parents are immature, some just make excuses instead of manning up and telling the truth. And the truth is that he probably intentionally called your phone looking to apologize and catch up but chickened out at the last minute. I highly doubt he's/she's pregnant, or even gay for that matter. So really, we shouldn't judge COUGH 18, 19, 27 COUGH. Plus, I'm going to have to agree with 28. I hate people who try to gain sympathy. Jesus, get you're own effing FML, for the love of god. Once again, I'm sorry your father is putting you through this. I'll share MY dad with you :)
ssuseawolves2011 0
#9 thats real #63 d-bag
wordgirl 0
I have a shitty, f-'d up dad, too. Mine would never call me even by accident, though, because he doesn't know my phone number. (his choice)
Policeboy1 0
shit! thats suckz. sorry damnn!
drunkyredneck 0
Your dad is a ******* moron. straight up. HE needs to grow up and get on with his life. MAybe you should be the bigger person and talk to him about it. Your his child, and give him one chance, to try to talk to him about it. Then **** it. IF he doesnt want to talk to you, then i say its his lose and no point in waiting around. Parents are there for you, not the other way around. HE should of thought about this before getting his little prick wet in the first place.