Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
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Top comments
CaptainDDL 0
That's ****** up.
mojo_jojo 0
Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.
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Comments (115)
desperate_fml 0
oh my gosh! I wish i knew how you felt. My mother drinks a lot but I have to see her everyday. If your dad does something like that you should be happy he doesn't talk to you.
auds_fml 0
Why does he still have your number if he refuses to speak to you? Sounds like he's a jerk.
pete275 0
lesbian eh? awesome.
kathira120 3
Oh, what a bummer! But think positively--at least he still has your number in his phonebook, right??
nanab10 0
eh, don't worry about it. my dad's the same way.
jessicaislameee 0
that sucks but what did you do to make him not talk to you?
Policeboy1 0
At least he has your number. but **** thats some messed up shit, seriously what did you do to deserve that?
MrGlad 0
I don't see why anyone would put "You deserved that" for this FMl. But seriously, FYL...my dad lives in Indiana but at least he calls me five times a day =)
1234five 0
I'm sorry I know how u feel. I haven't talked to my dad in months either. Your dad and mine sound sorta the same. I just decided to give up on him. But if u really want a relationship with ur dad then tell him that call or text it to him. If he declines just move on with ur life. Some people are just like that.
City_at_war 0
Great point #5.