Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Comments (403)
cowardm 0
just reformat the computer.
scateice 0
That's why I hooked my own laptop in my room, MY laptop, haha, laptops rock
FBIWarning 0
lmao, ******* retards, you don't need to reformat. It's called Safe-mode.
cal27 0
Ouch, that sucks. Judging by the name, I'd say that's completely ridiculous. Although, if it's on windows and you can manage to download this: http://home.eunet.no/pnordahl/ntpasswd/ You can reset or remove his password. It's very handy, I'd keep it on a disk lying around just in case.
o_O_0_o 0
WELCOME TO THE CLUB! MY dad has it so that my internet turns on at 10AM and turns off at 10PM I thought it was okay during school days so I wont stay up att night on the computer BUT its summer and he still hasnt changed it back
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
My dad tried that with my laptop once. Then I hacked into our Wifi router using my phone and for some reason noone exept me could acess the internet anymore. Until he removed his user from my laptop (that I bought using MY money) that is.then it suddenly worked again...
399125__h 0
well atleast you've still got FML to save your life. somehow
AdamGD 0
Wow, way too paranoid and controlling
ItsJustMe1616 26
Right? Even though I disagree with it, I can understand the needing his permission to download stuff. That could save some potential virus' but the whole shutting down at 11, that's over the top and unnecessary.
BiGbOyJoHn59876 0
tough. i would have just given it right back to him...
ItsJustMe1616 26
Giving it back to him is almost stuck up. At least appreciate the gift and as so many others have stated, it's easy to reprogram it and delete the passwords and the shutting down at 11...
silvermoonstar3 3
FYL only because your username is "graduate", which implies that you're not a little kid and your dad is a jerk.
JonReb 0
It's quite easy to hack around these things. Just search the internet. But FYL for having to deal with this at all.. especially if it's Your computer.