Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Comments (403)
UGADawg08 1
WAAAAAAAAH! Angsty teen crying about his parents having rules while he lives with them! WAAAAAAAAH! They've provided for you for eighteen years. You're free to leave and try to survive on your own if you don't like the rules.
Cheezburger_fml 0
That really sucks. Sounds like something my dad would do. Good thing I know more about Vista than he thinks.
someoned 0
you can reset passwords with certain boot cds
Ilovelife07 0
Your dads a psycho
sharpe15 0
my parents did that with the computer in my room after we got wi fi in the house. i understand your pain, my friend, i understand.
Weil 0
Your dad is a dick. Tough break bro.
Mikeyyy 0
Dude, all you have to do is get him to log you onto his account, because you have to download something. Make sure it'll take a bit so he'll leave. Then go to account settings or my computer, and you can make yourself an admin as well. You can only change your account to it from his, but it wont look any different to him.
Duckasaurus 0
Too bad it's probably not XP since it's new. You could easily find a way around it using cmd.
acev92 0
Dude just google/YouTube how to bypass password it's not that hard. Same thing happens to my friend and I helped him out. Ps. You could also download a keylogger (download somewhere else and copy onto your computer) and when your dad types it in it will save it.
Lisa_Emily 0
Ur dad sounds ultra controlling...that sucks. He probably put one of those spy things where u can see everything typed and prob saw this...