Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Comments (403)
gclunax 0
Here. Why dont u do this? Step one: get a job Step two: move out when you have enough money for an apartment Step three: BUY YOURSELF A LAPTOP Step four: be happy and download what the efff you want
jack01 0
I feel very sorry for you... get some computer skills, and hack past that crap. You can try using something called a linux live CD which will easily get past your dad's programs, and you can save all the downloads on a flashdrive or something like that after you get linux live CD to work. Linux is free, a CD costs like 50 cents, and a 4 gb flash drive is like $10. I'm not trying to be a snobby geek, I'm seriously trying to help you out... no man should be denied his basic right to look at **** when he's bored.
Mollipop93 0
Welcome to my life. Except i get three hours a day. And i dont watch ****. my moms just crazy like that.
projectzro 0
i can help you fix that 1) look for steps on youtube to hack the admin account (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3dbILovGaw) 2) when you create the new admin account call it Guest 3) bam your dad will never know that you have an admin account and when you install something just dont include the other profile. computers are easy, my dad still cant figure mine out LOL besides he knows i would beat his ass if he touched my laptop without my permission (im 20 damn it ) oh and if **** is your game download google chrome and press ctrl+shift+N (just say chrome is much safer than IE, because it is)
Watermeat 0
My friend has it worse. Shuts down at half 8. Half 7 with the Daylight savings. She managed to hack it though XD
simplyadisaster 0
I know how you feel. My dad did that too. 'Cept it shuts off at 9pm. ): fol
takran 0
If you're actually a "graduate" as your name says, then I feel sorry for your inability to come up with one of the many, many, many ways to get around that. If you're younger, tough shit.
jetstream417 0
If you've 'graduated' you should 1) Get your own computer 2) Know how to get around that dumb admin crap 3) Move out 4) Stop being a puss and being bent over by dad
tomuchtech 0
Just reboot in safe mode and make the guest account have admin then you can do w/e u want
ivals 3
Install xp or vista again