Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Heelix 0
Follow these simple steps: 1) Punch your dad in the face 2) Tie Him up 3) Cut off fingers until he gives you the password 4) Dump body in the lake 5) Enjoy **** on your computer
swagmonkey 0
Reformat the hard drive. Start from scratch. Set a password so that your dad can't change the settings. Come on, you're more computer savvy than your father, right?
MetalCraze 11
wow good dad you don't need to dowload or be on at 11 anyway
bkr009 0
I've read some of the fixes...and they're probably too complicated. Here's my solution...this works only if your dad is not a computer wiz To create/change admin account 1) turn on the computer 2) keep pressing f8 until the screen asks if you want to go into safe mode 3) press enter on safe mode 4) once loaded, click the administrator account (the normal and safe mode administrator accounts are not connected, Hence you can get into this one) 5) now go to control panel and create an admin account (make sure you don't name it admin or alter your dad's account so he doesn'f find out) How to disable monitoring/time limit tools These tools are often times separate applications or programs...so we just have to shut them down 1) open up word or notepad 2) type a letter init (it doesn't really matter what you type) 3) don't save the document and leave it open 4) try to shutdown (this will start shutting off all programs) 5) word or notepad will ask you if you want to save (click cancel) 6) Now, you have no time limit or monitoring program for this log in ENJOY....yah since my parents really limited me, I figured these out on my own by fiddling around with the computer....NO HACKS OR TOOLS NEEDEd =) aka no chance of accidently getting something you didn't want.
antar_fml 0
lol ... i just hope your bios doesn't allow that sort of restrictions (i haven't seen one yet ... but it could be possible to have one that does that) and you can easily do whatever you want ... just remember , google's your friend ;)
zeekool 0
lol that sucks. in a week im getting a computer, and now im afraid my dad's gonna do the same thing.
Silver_Fox 0
This happened to me XD but it askes for the password even when I'm installing things like games or programs. What I did was get photoshop which I had been wanting for a long time, then go to my dad as he was getting ready for bed (and there for very out of it) show him what I was installing, then hand him the laptop while he entered the password while he installed it. I watched him enter the password. I got onto his account and turned off the time settings XD he never checks it so it works for me.
rinneiscool 0
story of my life, ha. my dad did the same thing, cept my comp shut off at 10. but he took it off, perhaps your dad will lossen up a bit? good luck (:
entropicage 0
FFR. Seriously, you shouldn't even NEED the windows disk for it (though it's helpful to have them)
kimfosho 0
#4 needs to enter the 21st century
Piero_Ramos 0
go to cmd then type at [ur current time +1minute] interactive cmd wait until th new cmd popsup open taks manager and end explorer progerss in the new cmd type explore.exe