Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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powermad80 2
Yeah, the thing about parents these days is that most of them don't understand how much or how little you can do with technology. My dad doesnt know a thing about the little gadgets they have today. So he is probably thinking you are going to use it only for p0rn and emailing naughty things. When you won't. (or will you) Yeah, it seems parents don't know the meaning of freedom or privacy. And when you ask him about it. He will say, "you should be glad you even have a computer." When really what good is it with the jail cell known as parental controls.
powermad80 2
And again, yo fatha should know better. I had my own laptop when I was 11 years old and my parents didn't do nuthin to it. All to myself.
Barbarossa_fml 0
Haha, fyl for having a computer literate parent :-P
beansarenotfruit 0
http://hacktolive.org/wiki/Super_OS Enjoy Linux!
LP95 0
just google up how to delete his account
Boden 0
As the computer loads up, hold in F8 and then go into safe mode.. Once it's loaded up go into the hidden Administrator account and then go in and remove his account.. or make yourself admin? Or remove Parental control. Easy..
gorbagil 0
Just download with a different computer and save onto memory card, transfer
MagicMeds 0
happened to me, but they didnt know that i'm good with computers >=] in 20 minutes i made myself admin, made dad a regular user, changed his password so he can't get into his own account, and put parental controls (restricting HIM) as high as possible for good measure i'm spiteful :D
stoobo 0
It all depends who payed for the computer, if Daddy bought it then deal with it and be grateful, if you payed for it then it's your property, stand up for yourself pussy.
Soniclover3 0
overprotective much? how old are you? if its over 18 just hax in