Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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wearinsexypants 0
I have a lot of experience in this area... When I was younger my dad had "netnanny" on the family computer... It would block the internet after a certain time, replace curse words with ####, and not load pages if they were inappropriate. Now, if you paid for this computer yourself, or if you are an adult and it was a gift, then you deserve to have full use of it as you see fit. Talk to your dad, and if that doesn't work, take it to see your hacker friend. Everyone has one of those lol. But if you're under 18 and didn't pay for the thing, you are out of luck, it doesn't really belong to you, so suck it up until you have enough money to buy your own and/or get old. good luck.
sfgfan10 0
Sell the computer on eBay, buy a new one that looks the same.
bbbbaaaa 0
Click start, run, cmd, type net user Administrator*, type new password, hit enter, type the password again, hit enter DONE! Note: your password won't be seen at all you won't even see the usual stars
Zwink 0
ok dude, here's what you do, just reinstall the operating system, it will make it so you can redo the settings, plus add a super hard password so he can't hack it since its new it won't really mater at all
staceybby 0
What a knob. I bought my own computer and have it passworded so no one else can use it. Yay for privacy/freedom.
1nicent1 0
Why are there two of these right next to eachother?! Or is it just me?
kellbellx3 0
OMG my dad did that too, but i paid my uncle to overide his section and then crash it =]
goldengophers12 0
While operating in linux would work, you wouldn't be able to download it. This guys dad is just dumb, if you ask me. I don't download pornography and I'd be mad if I couldn't download anything. There's just so much you couldn't do. Almost defeat the point of having a computer.
Carterv 0
If my parents ever do that to a computer I own, i'm going to format the computer.
Somebody52 0
LMFAO!!!! I am 13!! I have my own LAPTOP with no other users on it at all!!!!! XD