Today, I found out some of my colleagues made a Teams group named “WHPJ” Which stands for “We Hate (My first initial) (My last initial)." They post candid photos of me that were taken without my consent, and make jokes about me. These people pretend to be nice to me at work everyday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
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spinningrecords 14
Sounds like a hostile work environment. I’d report them.
sarsuela 29
Report them. Some countries already have web-constables.
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Comments (8)
mike3775 39
So now you know the truth. Move on and ignore them. Find better friends
sarsuela 29
Report them. Some countries already have web-constables.
spinningrecords 14
Sounds like a hostile work environment. I’d report them.
MidnaLink 35
Oh, do take screenshots if possible and send them to every possible higher-up.
RichardPencil 32
Slip in a photo of you wearing body armor and brandishing an AR-15. They'll STFU PDQ, PJ.
Thaylok 17
Prince John? That You? I bet Sir Hiss and that Sherrif are the instigators....... Work is not a popularity contest. I was told once when I was being downsized that I was 1st on the list because my coworkers hated how I did my work when the boss was on travel. But I was the best worker they had (his words). It stinks, but that is life. Life is not fair, it is how you respond to it that matters.
RichardPencil 32
The OP is a woman. I'm thinking Pennifer Jopez or Pim Jhardashian.
JackWood 21
Make sure you document everything including screen shots.