Did you skip the lesson on Washing Machines? If so, it's your fault... If not, you raised a cretin

I pity his roommate.

Think of all the water and electricity he has saved by refraining from planet-destroying laundry!

Unfortunately, basic life skills aren't being taught or worse the person never figures it out on their own. Like cooking for yourself or doing your laundry. The expectation you are going to be taught everything is bad, sometimes you have to ask otherwise, they assume you picked it up along the way. Even if you were never taught how the number of how to's available online is staggering. There really isn't a reason for not knowing basic life skills now.

Must be single. No girlfriend or boyfriend would let their special someone get away with that.

Oh he knows how to do laundry because he said himself that his bedsheets smell because he hasn't washed them. The thing I want to know is why did he not wash them? No time? Laziness? Or his friends telling him it's a womans job? Probably laziness, but you never know.

Weigh the bedsheets before washing it. It would be interesting to know how much of your son's dead skin he shedded in 2.5 years.

I'll tell you what <I>REALLY</I> stinks is going to be the homeless guy gets stuck with that bed when you toss the matress out!

I've heard of someone being an animal in the sheets but this isn't how I imagined it.

Pep'pe Le'Pew!!