Transportation: Today, has been a very long day, so I shall simply say there...

By Anonymous - 29/12/2018 12:00

Today, has been a very long day, so I shall simply say there is a car in my bedroom. Yes a car. It's entirely my husband's fault, we have no idea how we're supposed to remove it, and there's oil all down my favourite pyjamas. FML

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sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 29 December 2018 12:40

I guess you would remove it the opposite way it got in there. and you're worried about pjs? I'd be more worried about the roof/side of the house. but that's just me.

protoskore 27

Saturday 29 December 2018 17:34

Have you tried putting it in reverse?

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sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 29 December 2018 12:40

I guess you would remove it the opposite way it got in there. and you're worried about pjs? I'd be more worried about the roof/side of the house. but that's just me.

alycion 38

Sunday 30 December 2018 10:46

Maybe the pjs are part of the curl up in a corner and cry plan.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 29 December 2018 13:09

Wow, that must really be driving you crazy.

joshszz_fml 27

Saturday 29 December 2018 13:15

Is it a racecar bed? A red racecar bed? Joey?? That you Joey?

protoskore 27

Saturday 29 December 2018 17:34

Have you tried putting it in reverse?

stormy0307 16

Sunday 30 December 2018 14:39

If oil is on the pajamas, moving the car under its own power isn’t a good idea. There is a hole in one of the oil systems.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 29 December 2018 19:35

This is how you remove it: "Dammit, Bumblebee! Get the hell out of my house! Look what you did to our wall! And my pajamas! I don't care that you finally got your own movie! It's made by Travis Knight, so it obviously sucks! No, I'm not going to see it! After what you've done, I'd rather go see Holmes & Watson! Now hurry up and leave! Or do I have to call in the Decepticons?" Or, you know, you might have to hire a very expensive crane.

I am mee 8

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:40

clean up the hole and call a tow truck

TumblrweedPasses 11

Saturday 29 December 2018 20:53

How did your husband screw up this badly Call a truck to get it out and pray your insurance covers some of this

1ninjanina 7

Monday 31 December 2018 6:27

My dad once drove a car almost all the way through the back of our garage because he was working on the brakes and thought you could substitute transmission fluid for brake fluid. Everything rubber swelled up, and the brakes went out as he was pulling into the garage too fast. He was not mechanically inclined and was very happy when I went to school for automotive.