By Anonymous - 29/12/2018 12:00

Today, has been a very long day, so I shall simply say there is a car in my bedroom. Yes a car. It's entirely my husband's fault, we have no idea how we're supposed to remove it, and there's oil all down my favourite pyjamas. FML
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sweetbliss3 37
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I guess you would remove it the opposite way it got in there. and you're worried about pjs? I'd be more worried about the roof/side of the house. but that's just me.

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protoskore 27
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Have you tried putting it in reverse?

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sweetbliss3 37
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I guess you would remove it the opposite way it got in there. and you're worried about pjs? I'd be more worried about the roof/side of the house. but that's just me.

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alycion 38
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Maybe the pjs are part of the curl up in a corner and cry plan.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Wow, that must really be driving you crazy.

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joshszz_fml 27
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Is it a racecar bed? A red racecar bed? Joey?? That you Joey?

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protoskore 27
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Have you tried putting it in reverse?

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stormy0307 16
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If oil is on the pajamas, moving the car under its own power isn’t a good idea. There is a hole in one of the oil systems.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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This is how you remove it: "Dammit, Bumblebee! Get the hell out of my house! Look what you did to our wall! And my pajamas! I don't care that you finally got your own movie! It's made by Travis Knight, so it obviously sucks! No, I'm not going to see it! After what you've done, I'd rather go see Holmes & Watson! Now hurry up and leave! Or do I have to call in the Decepticons?" Or, you know, you might have to hire a very expensive crane.

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I am mee 8

clean up the hole and call a tow truck

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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How did your husband screw up this badly Call a truck to get it out and pray your insurance covers some of this

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1ninjanina 7
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My dad once drove a car almost all the way through the back of our garage because he was working on the brakes and thought you could substitute transmission fluid for brake fluid. Everything rubber swelled up, and the brakes went out as he was pulling into the garage too fast. He was not mechanically inclined and was very happy when I went to school for automotive.

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ohsnapword 21

Please tell me that the 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets are OK.

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TheFMLman 5

yo how's he get it in there in the first place

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Dave_Davington 33
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Though the wall, most likely.

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Rachelc09 9

😂😂😂😂😂👌👌

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BadKitty13 28
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This needs a follow up.

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