Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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fadingaway 17
''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.
BlaiseTheCraze 0
how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think
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Comments (216)
immja 0
kidding right? nothing wrong with being a virgin at 16 at all
lindsaymiedema 4
being a virgin is something to be proud of
charlieohcharlie 12
"Virgin at 16" is a bad thing? Is there something wrong in your head? This is what this messed up society does to children! You should be young and in love and foolish and see when the sex will happen. Seriously. Come back and whine if you're well in your twenties and still a "virgin"; however there are far worse things that could happen to you. No self pity, be happy instead!
LilaBear 2
If your username is anything to go by, YOU'RE SIXTEEN. I should damn well HOPE you'd still be a virgin! Anybody who loses their virginity by 16 is a dumbass who doesn't understand what sex is for or what it does psychologically to a couple. You can lose your virginity whenever you want, you can never get it back though. I've never heard of someone who regretted waiting to lose their virginity (except Elton John, who is just weird), but I have heard PLENTY of stories about people who wished they'd waited.
Mons_fml 27
aw lol you little *****! im soon 17 and im a virgin. it aint even something
Jiska1990 0
Seriously? You're 16! It's perfectly normal to lose your virginity when you're older than that... Wishing not to be a virgin at this age is wishing to be more slutty..?
Zacharyscot 0
just because you are not a virgin at 16 doesnt make you a ****. i know plenty of people who are 14, not virgins, and arent *****. so let the girl do whatever she wants.
chilmarkgirl14_fml 0
same
cul8r 4
Thank you very much! (sorry, forgot to hit "reply" in the appropriate spot, will try again)
cmoknutson 0
I'm 16 and still a virgin. There is NOTHING wrong with it. I would be absolutely ashamed if I had had sex out of wedlock..
RemixV4 1
Oh wow, bitching about being a virgin at that age is just pathetic. As for the phone call, I would have laughed if it were me. This isn't an FML.