Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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fadingaway 17
''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.
BlaiseTheCraze 0
how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think
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Comments (216)
synchroskater16 12
Your username is virginat16 so it's really not that big a deal that your still a virgin.
The_9th_Doctor 18
if you're only 16, I hope you're still a virgin.
stavik96 0
I'm a GUY and 17, wanna hook up ;)
mrreow 9
you're only 16 be proud that you're a female virgin or that you aren't being concerned about "16 and pregnant" Be proud that you're a virgin don't regret it. Once your V Card is gone it's gone, save it for someone special. It would be worth it.
OwenBicker 14
Virgin at 16? Does this mean you were supposed to lose your virginity at 14 or 15? You're still under the legal age of consent, what the hell makes you think you were supposed to have lost your virginity already? Slow the **** down, jesus christ. Also; pretty ridiculous of you to come to THAT conclusion based off of hearing **** from a prank call.
derpina72 23
There's nothing wrong with still being a virgin at 16. Assuming you are 16, based off your username.
NamelessFace 22
"Still"? And you're 16? YDI if you're actually upset about that and would change that if you had any means to. I don't really care who you are, that's too young. Sigh... just blame the generation and hope it gets better soon.
LeeEverett 20
You should be a virgin at 16 you're username is virginat16 so I'm just assuming
huzi0410 4
she's not oversensitive, she's just 16
HurleyX21 17
If your caption at the top is true, I think you should wait just a little bit longer, just saying.