Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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fadingaway 17
''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.
BlaiseTheCraze 0
how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think
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Comments (216)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Look at the username... If your only 16 then get the **** over it and wait for someone you really have feelings for... And oh shit I sound like an 80 year old lady
deadxinside_fml 2
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin at 16. my aunt is in her 40's and still a virgin.
Alerana 2
OMG...........
missfamousstar11 0
that's pretty funny
Alerana 2
when I was 16 I was displeased too that I`m a virgin))) I was very upset! I lost my virginity at my 17 and now I think I didn`t need to hurry with it.
tstevenson 0
WTF I weigh 376 lbs and even I'm not a virgin!!! yes most of my weight is fat but I'm almost 7 foot
GameAddikt 0
Don't worry, so are they XD
ultra_notorious 26
sounds like you're going to be one of those losers that has to pay for sex
alexisssssssss 0
The awkward thing about this was I think it was me and my friends
Honda288 2
Maybe I'm old fashioned by I think losing your virginity, by choice, at 16 is a might slutty. Do tell me if I'm off key.
doglover100 29
It's a dumb prank call.