Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
fadingaway 17
''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.
BlaiseTheCraze 0
how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (216)
blah_XP 0
wow I feel sorry for ur high school days
lovelyarsonist17 0
no your virginity is everything to a girl i dont know what ***** this guy hangs out with but its not the same.
HAN93 0
well you Will always have "Am-handa" shes always There for you xD
frear 0
take it easy you will be wide open some day
DoorMatCat 3
dude, you're 16. i don't know if your town is filled with ***** or something, but there's nothing wrong with being a virgin at 16.
hollyberry 0
there really should be a "stop complaining. your life's not that bad" button because i would totally press it for this comment. i lost my virginity at 18 and i really wish i had waited a little longer. purity is one of the most beautiful things in life. dont rush to lose your virginity because once you do, it's gone forever. but when you do, make sure it's really special because then you'll feel a lot better about yourself
sammyrose18 0
seriously, you're only 16, 16!!!!!!! It's not a big deal, I'm 18 and still a virgin
easwhitey 0
That fact that your a "still a virgin" is your fault but prank calls aren't cool. I kinda feel your pain OP
LaUruguaya 11
seriously, all you had to do was hang up, it's not like they were deliberately mocking you. YDI for being ashamed of not having sex - there are plenty of people in their 20's who are still virgins. Stop caring what everyone else thinks!!
immja 0
k