Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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fadingaway 17
''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.
BlaiseTheCraze 0
how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think
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IrishSoulja 4
You're 16 and complaining that youre a virgin? STFU OP, youre way too young, and therell be planty of time for that in the future
DocBastard 40
OP, keep your legs closed and shut the **** up. The last thing the world needs is yet another teenage mother without the means to care for the baby.
Zacharyscot 0
you shut the **** up doc. let the girl live her life how she wants it. damn. i hate when people try to tell others how to live her life. the only thing in this world that can tell her how to live her life is the bible. its her life, let her choose how she wants to live it. you truely live up to your name.
kadylady24 0
sorry didn't know
jjesseroggaa 3
Yeah, you shouldn't be complaining about it at 16. Sex at that age only leads to lots of problems.
silver_85 0
so I take it that this is a problem or you right?
mrsflinstone 0
aw that sucks!
lostfaithinpppl 19
I clicked YDI because you are making a big deal out of something that is not. You'll lose your virginity when you lose it. Not worth stressing over it.
cul8r 4
Virginity is a gift you can give away only once. Many men would practically die for it. You'll have enough offers for sex in your life, the important thing is to choose wisely. I'd just wait for love insetad of "getting it over with" as so many people commented here. If you haven't been lucky by 20, you might lower your standards, but before that, I wouldn't do it. Don't let them hassle you by peer pressure. They're only envious because they gave it away too early and to the wrong partner.
cul8r 4
Why are men ****** up if they acknowledge the fact that a girl decides to start being sexually active with them? It's quite a preset, don't you think?
cul8r 4
I guess it depends on the amount of sex the guy has had himself. If it is too little or even nothing, he might be intimidated by an experienced woman. If it is loads, he can go with the ones who had lots themselves.
jessi_ld 2
sheesh everyone in my towns a ***** im 17 a virgin have a bf soon to be fiancé and he's in the airforce! suck it up being a virgin isn't a bad thing shoot I happen to be the only virgin in my town... other than the fat chicks who smoke dope!
justbigbs 6
CAN'T SAY IT BETTER THAN CUL8R, I see virginity as self respect, if you ***** yourself where is your pride, self respect? how many people can see themselves with PRIDE AND INTEGRITY. These elements are so rare these days. Not many people I come across have it. People are usually after a handful of things, sex, money or convenience. when you strip all of these what do you have left? your soul? how week is your soul?????
boopityboppity 11
I'd say the soul has a weekness rating of 7, myself.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Just because someone isn't a virgin doesn't mean they lack self-respect and they are ******. I don't judge virgins or non-virgins. Don't be so narrow-minded #118.
cul8r 4
Thank you very much!