Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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fadingaway 17
''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.
BlaiseTheCraze 0
how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think
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hiyouitsme1 0
shut up about it. no one cares.
ComaWhiteLove 18
Hey, here's an idea.. STFU. There is no need to be a douche.
nikeiro 3
You're just 16... I don't see what's wrong with being one at that age? :
koji8123 0
there's no rush op, you should only give your v-card to someone you really care about. anyone who says differently is a ****. (｀_´)ゞ
Fenny 0
SIXTEEN ISN'T OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's no reason to be upset that you're a virgin at 16!!! :S
alexFYL 11
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww oh you're still a virgin, poor baby. At 16, no less! Yes, your life is truly, truly terrible! #1stworldproblems amirite?
MuchDance90s 0
well yeah in 3rd world countries they have sex at 12 what the **** else is there to do? swat at flies?
alexFYL 11
Ouch, I got modded for laughing at a 16 year old being upset about being a virgin. My bad. Being a virgin sucks. Those kids were mean to tease you with sounds of carnal pleasure. Go get a boyfriend, guys your age will hump anything. It should take less than a week. Good luck!
xkaylaruizx 0
boats n' hoes
HellShallFall 0
**** yeah
FMLollie 7
When I read this at firsts I thought you were at least like 25 or something.
Stepherrss 0
Oh boo hoo poor you still a virgin at 16? seriously grow up and learn some responsibility, you shouldn't even be having sex at 16 at all kids are stupid now a days, half the 16 year olds out there aren't even mature enough to know about sex the responsibility or the outcome. Focus on growing up the proper way instead of the fact your not having sex, your not the only 16 year old in the world who's a virgin some people actually prefer to wait. Suck it up and go focus on school or something you big baby.
soldier4life_88 0
I cannot agree more with this!!! there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with being a virgin at 16!!! that's actually awesome if u ask me!!!
transcedental 18
Such FMLs annoy me. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. When I was 16, I thought that I'll lose mine when I am around 19 years old (or even older). Yeah, plans never work out and that's not what happened, I lost it at your age, but at least it was with the person with twhom it's worth it. And yet, two years later - we are still together :) Don't rush, new generation ....