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Donut laugh at me

By sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2020 05:05

Today, I was supposed to have my first job interview for a bakery franchise. Turns out all the applications are submitted to every store, and I was called to the wrong one. FML

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That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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Waste my time

By screwyoucompany - 19/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML

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Coming or going

By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

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And you are…?

By Pho_Rheal - 25/09/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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wdunh69733 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:03

Hey, it's a job

Charmillionaire 13

Monday 29 April 2013 19:39

"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs

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wdunh69733 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:03

Hey, it's a job

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Monday 29 April 2013 19:07

"Hey, it's a job!"-Brothel Owner

Ambient25 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:09

"Hey it's a job" - Brothel Janitor

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 29 April 2013 19:11

Hey, it's a Job - Brothel Breast Examiner.

PrincessPesa 20

Monday 29 April 2013 19:14

"Hey, it's a job!" -Prostitute

Catkam623 27

Monday 29 April 2013 19:19

"Hey, it's a job"-brothel maid

Charmillionaire 13

Monday 29 April 2013 19:39

"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs

PrincessPesa 20

Monday 29 April 2013 21:41

"I'm Job. " -Job

Wizardo 33

Monday 29 April 2013 22:04

"I had a job!" - Goldman Sachs bankers

EVnIAS 13

Monday 29 April 2013 22:18

"I got a hand job" - random guy

gc327072 30

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:09

"Hey, it's a job" -child laborer

chaindog89 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 5:25

What jobs?- Obama

whY402Jay 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:49

Hey, i'm supporting someone's business. -John

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:27

"What's a job?"-Paris Hilton

citygirl28 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:26

nah 115, we all know ms Hilton knows exactly what a "job" is. And thanks all commenters above, very funny stuff!

flockz 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:31

"that's my job?!?" -kamikaze pilot

Wizardo 33

Monday 29 April 2013 19:04

D'oh, well at least you're getting some dough though and free donuts...

HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:57

Hey Macklemore! Can we go to the Doughnut Shop?

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:29

I'm gonna pop some nuts, only got 20 dollars in my pocket, im-im-im hunting, looking for some doughnuts, this is freaking awesooome.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Monday 3 February 2014 11:59

This donut smells like piss... But hey it was 99c

emilyjgraham 34

Monday 29 April 2013 19:05

I'm not saying you deserve this but it's a good to clarify whilst being interviewed exactly what the position will entail. Good luck OP! :)

Stefanie88 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:05

That's sneaky of them to not mention that until afterwards, but it isn't the worst job you could have.

sarah6786 14

Monday 29 April 2013 20:45

Sewage and the people that jerk off chickens and horses = worst jobs ever. Be grateful.

chargrove112 3

Monday 29 April 2013 19:05

Well, at least you get paid!

tommyfox 19

Monday 29 April 2013 19:06

That donut sound like a very good job.

SheBeNeNe 16

Monday 29 April 2013 19:07

You didn't ask what the job consists of? Baking donuts, cashier, or cleaning? I guess they follow the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy

noelasis94 18

Monday 29 April 2013 19:07

Your job will bring you great fortune. Sometimes cookies from Chinese restaurants lie.

maosquare 18

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:14

Fortune is relative - for a penniless person, £1 would be a great fortune.

Ambient25 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:07

OP should dress up, find a few other mascots, and go on strike. It would be the funniest picket line ever.

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 April 2013 19:08

But you get to work at a doughnut shop, you lucky bastard! That was going to be my fallback job if this whole surgery thing didn't work out.

ters19 10

Monday 29 April 2013 20:29

May I inquire if the surgery has to do with your profile picture?

peacelovecoffee 20

Monday 29 April 2013 20:48

Yes, docbastard got to surgically remove a coke bottle from someone's ass.

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