Donut laugh at me

By sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
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wdunh69733 24
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Hey, it's a job

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Charmillionaire 10
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"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs

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wdunh69733 24
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Hey, it's a job

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
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"Hey, it's a job!"-Brothel Owner

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Ambient25 24
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"Hey it's a job" - Brothel Janitor

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey, it's a Job - Brothel Breast Examiner.

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PrincessPesa 20
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"Hey, it's a job!" -Prostitute

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Catkam623 27
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"Hey, it's a job"-brothel maid

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Charmillionaire 10
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"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs

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PrincessPesa 20
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"I'm Job. " -Job

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Wizardo 33

"I had a job!" - Goldman Sachs bankers

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EVnIAS 13

"I got a hand job" - random guy

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gc327072 30
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"Hey, it's a job" -child laborer

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chaindog89 7
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What jobs?- Obama

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whY402Jay 12
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Hey, i'm supporting someone's business. -John

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misspulkadot24 17
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"What's a job?"-Paris Hilton

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citygirl28 11
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nah 115, we all know ms Hilton knows exactly what a "job" is. And thanks all commenters above, very funny stuff!

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flockz 19

"that's my job?!?" -kamikaze pilot

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Wizardo 33

D'oh, well at least you're getting some dough though and free donuts...

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HortonThelephant 15
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Hey Macklemore! Can we go to the Doughnut Shop?

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Wizardo 33

I'm gonna pop some nuts, only got 20 dollars in my pocket, im-im-im hunting, looking for some doughnuts, this is freaking awesooome.

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

This donut smells like piss... But hey it was 99c

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emilyjgraham 34
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I'm not saying you deserve this but it's a good to clarify whilst being interviewed exactly what the position will entail. Good luck OP! :)

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Stefanie88 24
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That's sneaky of them to not mention that until afterwards, but it isn't the worst job you could have.

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sarah6786 14
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Sewage and the people that jerk off chickens and horses = worst jobs ever. Be grateful.

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chargrove112 3
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Well, at least you get paid!

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tommyfox 19
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That donut sound like a very good job.

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SheBeNeNe 16
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You didn't ask what the job consists of? Baking donuts, cashier, or cleaning? I guess they follow the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy

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noelasis94 18
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Your job will bring you great fortune. Sometimes cookies from Chinese restaurants lie.

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maosquare 18
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Fortune is relative - for a penniless person, £1 would be a great fortune.

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Ambient25 24
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OP should dress up, find a few other mascots, and go on strike. It would be the funniest picket line ever.

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DocBastard 38
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But you get to work at a doughnut shop, you lucky bastard! That was going to be my fallback job if this whole surgery thing didn't work out.

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ters19 10

May I inquire if the surgery has to do with your profile picture?

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peacelovecoffee 20
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Yes, docbastard got to surgically remove a coke bottle from someone's ass.

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