Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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Top comments
DaveMcRae 0
No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.
boatkicker 5
aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?
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Comments (199)
AnneFTW 17
LOL if she doesn't want it I guess I could take it off your hands... XD
kukopia 0
I looked up 'ungreateful bitch' in the dictionary. Not a bad pic.
immafiremylaser 0
That sounds difficult seeing as how you spelled ungrateful wrong.
HondaGirl2010 0
Dump her... Marry me.. And give me that rose! I will love it =]
vanaathiel 13
That gift sounds amazing! I'd be so happy if my bf got me something like that! She sounds seriously ungrateful....
Rathmec 0
When tiiiiimes were betteerrrrr...... *flute trill*
IheartCoffee27 0
My dad got my mom one of those once, for a Valentine's day, with a card that said, "This Rose will last forever, like my love for you." Any woman who doesn't at least love the gesture is crazy.
trumpet27 1
ikr
aback 5
Give it to some hot chick in the office. Or a random crack *****.
selenes 0
true. but a gold rose is definitely tacky, i'd at least pretend to be grateful and hide it.
dmmd8686 0
I'm sorry, but those things are really, REALLY tacky.
Person1233 13
YDI for not getting her a shamwow. XD jk. Shes an ungrateful bitch.
trumpet27 1
If you ever post an FML, I am now going to put YDI for saying that. The gesture was sweet.